Milton Keynes

It would seem I have inadvertently discovered the **** epicentre of the universe and it would seem that this cultural black hole is located at the Milton Keynes Hospital A&E. My first clue that I was entering a **** hotspot was that I had to negotiate my way past the ‘crew’ tipping back pint cans of stella […]

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Chesham – The c**tage capital of Buckinghamshire

Chesham; situated somewhere in the **** end of nowhere, yet strangely within the miserable London commuting belt, represents Buckinghamshire’s puss filled boil of middle class suburbia. Priding itself on housing a diverse and multicultural society, comprising all manner of colours, creeds, religions, shapes and sizes, Chesham is perhaps analogous with a box of McVities misshapes. […]

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Princes Risborough, if you find yourself there just keep driving

Living in Princes Risborough

Take a classic small English market town in the London commuter belt. Bolt an enormous post-war pre-fab council estate onto the side and fill with ****. That’s Princes Risborough. This estate is so incredibly downmarket they actually had Sky television in the eighties before the dishes came out – it got pumped in by wire […]

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Owlsmoor, Sandhurst: enter at your peril!

Living in Owlsmoor, Sandhurst

I can’t believe no-one has added Owlsmoor to the list of **** towns before. Having lived in Sandhurst my whole life, I believe it’s got to be one of the ********* places I’ve ever seen. The row of shops, which are often covered in graffiti, constantly have a group of ***** outside them, covered in […]

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Chesham

Chesham – such an idealic town located in the beautiful countryside of Buckinghamshire, prided itself on being voted the counties most beautiful town three years on the trot….now it is the centre of a breeding culture of chavness!! The centre of the ***** lives revolves around one famous fast food outlet…McDs!! they spend their lives […]

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Aylesbury

Imagine my delight upon reading the local rag and finding a huge, indignant article about a posting on this website. I am thrilled to find a forum for like minded people, who spend every day in a state of constant amazement at the ever increasing amoeboid mass of **** that slither their way round this […]

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Olney

Right, Olney, A little way from Milton Keynes, Central to Bedford, Northampton and the former. Its a lovely little town – quiet, Little England to a tee, and very traditional. However due to its proximity to the above mentioned metropolis’s (and Newport Pagnell) it is becoming overrun with *****, these underage kappa ******** adorn every […]

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