Living in Eastbourne

Eastbourne: God is ignoring this waiting room…

Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.

Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.

Living in Hinchley Wood, Surrey

Hinchley Wood (Clarkson was right)

For the people actually living in Hinckley Wood under the age of 65, the word boring doesn't even begin to cut it.

Living in luton in Chatham

Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway

Luton, in Chatham is filthy dirty & without doubt the worst place in Kent. It's got every breed of muggers, rapists, druggies and thieves.

Living in Staines

Staines, the town that died of shame

Staines is the ultimate crap town that makes Hull look like a class act.