Wishaw, A psycho’s paradise with f*ck all to do

Living in Wishaw, Scotland

Where to even start with this place. Wishaw is a relatively small town in North Lanarksire famed for well… nothing. There is nothing to do in this place, the most exciting part of a day out here is the possibility of witnessing a fight or someone getting abused in some way or another. The towns […]

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Kilsyth, home to some of the most nosey people in the whole of Scotland

Living in Kilsyth

Ah, good old Kilsyth, nestled In-between the hills of the campsies and North Lanarkshires worst voted town 2 years in a row, Cumbernauld. ( which is a different story altogether… But we’ll save that for another day) So back to Kilsyth, the town that should have the slogan “Did you hear…?” home to some of […]

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Motherwell, what a sh*t hole!

Living in Motherwell

i had the misfortune to live in Motherwell during my formative teen years, and also met my now ex-wife there(so i suppose i am slightly biased). Motherwell is between Hamilton and Bellshill, and seems to attract most of the pond life from there and other satellite towns so they can congregate in “strathy park”. now […]

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Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers

Living in Coatbridge, Scotland

Airdrie is **** CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. **** swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists….. Ah, Airdrie … ****** little town in Scotland run by ****. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their […]

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The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Living in Cumbernauld, Scotland

Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]

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