Visit Kilsyth and see the wonders for yourself. You'll be amazed and probably can't wait to leave thinking... What a sh*tehole.
Motherwell town centre jaykays can still be easily identified by their blue bucky bag & face that looks like its stopped a lawnmower blade.
Many a time in Coatbridge, you can walk down a street and be sure something will be burning, a house, a car, a child's bike...
Drinking Buckfast in Cumbernauld has become so ingrained in local culture that it has taken on a spiritual role transcending anything offered by church or state.