Inchinnan: Full of men gossiping like sweetie wives

Living in Inchinnan, Scotland

One of the worst villages ever is Inchinnan village. Oh my god, what a place. I have never been in a area with so many chronic alcoholics in my life. The nastiness of them is something else. Anybody who does good in life, albeit financially, happiness, successful etc, the village clique will gang up and […]

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Tongue: Top of Scotland, Bottom of the World

Living in Tongue, Highlands, Scotland

Tongue, what a place. Tongue is set in one of the most picturesque settings in the UK, lovely beaches, small mountains, what could be better. However the problem is the Ins. There are two types of Ins in Tongue the breds and the comers. The breds seem to think they own the place, and resent […]

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Edinburgh: the city that sold its soul for beer and cr@p student comedy

Living in Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland

I live in Edinburgh, and I actually quite like it here. The problem with Edinburgh is it doesn’t really like itself, and so has decided to sell its soul to try and find some meaning to its existence. Once upon a time it was the proud home of the Scottish Enlightenment, a bastion of the […]

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Glenrothes and why God is a cruel, cruel man

Living in Glenrothes, Fife, Scotland

Glenrothes is truly one of a kind. One of a kind in the sense that you could never make a town as terrible and rotten if you tried. If you ever (unfortunately) find yourself in Glenrothes, Fret not! We have plenty of bridges to hurl yourself off! But before you decide that life may not […]

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East Kilbride – slice of hell cut off from civilisation

Living in East Kilbride, Scotland

This is posted as someone who moved to East Kilbride 2.5 years ago temporarily and will soon be leaving, by the grace of all that is holy. As a ‘new town’ in the 60’s and 70’s East Kilbride originally attracted lots of industry workers and their families. However due to the mammoth distance of 10 […]

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Tullibody, The Armpit of Scotland

Living in Tullibody, Alloa, Scotland

Tullibody, also known as Tullibuggin’ by the locals. Tullibody is an apparent quaint little toon in the Heart of Clackmannanshire, but we all know this is just a smoke screen. Tullibody is filled to the brim with Junkies, Ned’s and 10 – 12-year-olds who have already been to Young Offenders twice. You have braes, now […]

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Blindwells, East Lothian – you need to be blind to move here!

Living in Blindwells, East Lothian, Scotland

Blindwells is a new town currently under construction in East Lothian, Scotland. The first homes are due to open later this year, a total of 3000 homes are being built. The name blindwells comes from the term ‘well son, you need to be blind to move here!’. The land was used by nature, swans, birds […]

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Cockenzie and Port Seton, horrible people

Living in Cockenzie and Port Seton, Scotland

Cockenzie and Port Seton is a town in East Lothian, Scotland. The residents enjoy throwing trash on the ground, usually McDonalds or chocolate bar wrappers. Walk around one of the parks, and you will witness school kids throwing trash into the bushes. They can do no wrong in their parents eyes, they’re little Angels. In […]

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Elgin – Embrace the Void

Living in Elgin, Scotland

A quick Google search to Wikipedia will tell you that “Elgin (/ˈɛlɡɪn/; Scottish Gaelic: Eilginn, Scots: Ailgin) is a town (former cathedral city) and Royal Burgh in Moray, Scotland. It is the administrative and commercial centre for Moray”. It will not tell you of the unimaginable bleakness that absorbs the so-called city – designated thus […]

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Carnoustie: they come with their 70cl of Glens & wee baggie of pills

Living in Carnoustie, Scotland

Carnoustie, upon first glance Carnoustie may seem like a nice little town to come and settle down in, with a smashing world acclaimed golf course and a nice beach. However, wait until 6PM. For then the hooligans to come out of their council houses with their 70cl of Glens and their wee baggie of pills. […]

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Ballingry: A former mining village that seems immune to any form of improvement

Living in Ballingry, Scotland

A former mining village that seems immune to any form of improvement. The two main roads leading into the place have the Ballingry sign proudly displayed but it has gloomy Royston Vasey ‘you’ll never leave’ feel about it. You won’t see this place twinned with any notable European village, it; would more likely be a […]

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Wishaw, A psycho’s paradise with f*ck all to do

Living in Wishaw, Scotland

Where to even start with this place. Wishaw is a relatively small town in North Lanarksire famed for well… nothing. There is nothing to do in this place, the most exciting part of a day out here is the possibility of witnessing a fight or someone getting abused in some way or another. The towns […]

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