Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)

Living in Kirkby

Kirkby…. notable for what?? Absolutely **** ALL!!!! I have limited (for which I’m VERY grateful) experience of Kirkby. I work in Liverpool, and have to travel via Kirkby train station each day. This is just a nightmare for people like myself (you know…. human) Kirkby train station is the link between Manchester and Liverpool’s train […]

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Kirkby

Kirkby is a definite **** hotspot. It has many facilities to entertain the *****, for instance a popular hangout with the ***** in the Dickie Lewis in the towny. There is also a Wetherspoons and the L32. All these pubs are not very inviting, and anyone who enters these dungeons should do so with extreme […]

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Birkenhead

Trend-setting **** capital of Britain……..showing the rest of the **** world what next season’s fashion will be! As you move away from Birkenhead’s ****-ridden town centre and enter suburbia, the **** enters its entrepreneurial state. Around Prenton Park the business-savvy scally offers to mind your car for on on match days, even if it is […]

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Birkenhead

possibly one of the earliest **** towns to exist. Birkenhead is the second capital of Merseyside and is just across the water (oh Ferry cross the Mersey etc) from Liverpool. Used to be known for its shell-suits and scallies- this culture has now evolved into what can only be described as Proffesional Chavism. This spralling […]

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