Living in Garstang, Lancashire

Garstang – Had enough of the modern age?

Garstang: you'll soon discover, there is nothing else to discover following the realisation that without a car, you really are stuck here.

Living in Darwen, Lancashire

Darwen: a pretty little market town? the reality can’t be more different!

The A666 into Darwen is lined on both sides with Pubs and Takeaways, their signages glaring and flashing to entice in the slack-jawed yocals

Living in Buckshaw Village, Chorley

Buckshaw village – it’s becoming a vile place to be

Buckshaw Village, there seems to be a whole new sub culture of chav emerging.

Living in Bolton

Bolton is a dump

Pound shops and cheap takeaways are everywhere in Bolton. Some of the takeaways have reached the lofty heights of ONE star for hygiene.

Living in Skelmersdale

Enter Skelmersdale Alive… Leave With A Posthumous Medal Of Bravery

Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts.