Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place between Warrington & Liverpool

Living in Widnes, Cheshire

Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between ****-capitals Warrington and Liverpool. Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don’t know about Chatham, but the origin of the **** in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or […]

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Runcorn’s **** HQ:Castlefields centre-a typical day

Having read the description of Runcorn (posted 22/10) I felt I had to add a piece on the ultimate **** habitat, Castlefields centre. For those who have fortunately never been there, it seriously has to be seen to be believed. The typical **** day starts with dropping Demi-Leigh, Macauley, Saffia and Kevin Jnr at school, […]

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Crewe (Cheshire)

Crewe – A sceptic spot six inches up the ******** of England According to the tourist board, Crewe is a beautiful historic town set in the southern lowlands of Cheshire, with a rich heritage in the rail industry, an association that continues until today. That’s the bullshit. If you want the reality, visit the place. […]

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Warrington

Warrington has a population of 200,000 and at least 40% are certified ***** with the numbers still growing. I have spent several years studying this fascinating species and can now confirm that there are two distinct groups of scally in Warrington, the natural ***** and the wannabe ***** and my detailed study is outlined below. […]

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Warrington

The amount of little ******* bograts that live in warrington nowadays is a ******* unfunny joke! They bowl round in ******* JD Sports gear with ****** Nike TN hats on with a *** thinkin that they are the shiznit. Warrington is a ******* mess… don’t go near it! […]

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