Congleton: what a place, what a disgrace!

Living in Congleton, Cheshire

Apparently Congelton is an affluent Cheshire town near to nice places like Macclesfield and Alderley Edge. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!! It is basically a suburb of Stoke-on-trent, the biggest sh*te hole in the uk. There are about 4 council estates in this town however the ones to dodge are tin town and bug town which […]

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Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire

Living in Northwich, Cheshire

Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire. Unfortunately Northwich is a fetid wasteland where mid-Cheshire dumps all its dirty chavers and peasants. It’s a real relic of a bygone age when the locals used to mine salt – now they all just sniff Colombian salt and fight with each […]

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Congleton, every silver lining has a cloud

Living in Congleton, Cheshire

Congleton – quaint and attractive south east Cheshire market town with a charter dating back to 1272. Population roughly 23,000 predominantly middle class professional types and relatively wealthy retired gentlefolk. Nestling between the Peak District National Park and the gloriously beautiful Cheshire plain, Congleton should be the ideal place to bring up a family or […]

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Middlewich

Middlewich used to be one of those towns full of old people who were there for the peace and quiet, and young couples with small children who wanted them to grow up in a nice area. Well, the children did grow up in a nice area. In fact, they liked it so much, they wanted […]

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Winsford, once a nice, peaceful and prosperous town

Living in Winsford, Cheshire

I’ve lived in Winsford all my life, and apparently according to my parents it was once a nice, peaceful, prosperous town. But as with most towns, it has became infected.  Several council estates were built, there are three all around my cul-de-sac. One ironically called ‘Mount Pleasant’ nicknamed ‘Mounty’ by the local *****. Another called […]

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Crewe (Cheshire)

Crewe didnt invent the ****, it invented the townie. Townies have been roaming Crewe since the mid 80’s and although similar to ***** they have definate differences. Townies are typical louse ******** west end scratters, no cash, parents who dont give a ****, no job. until recently they were confined mostly to the leighton park […]

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