Living in Darwen, Lancashire

Darwen: a pretty little market town? the reality can’t be more different!

The A666 into Darwen is lined on both sides with Pubs and Takeaways, their signages glaring and flashing to entice in the slack-jawed yocals

Living in Shaw, Greater Manchester

Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot

All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you

Living in Buckshaw Village, Chorley

Buckshaw village – it’s becoming a vile place to be

Buckshaw Village, there seems to be a whole new sub culture of chav emerging.

Living in Bedale, North Yorkshire

Bedale is the red and grey brick cyst on the face of the otherwise picturesque Yorkshire dales

An urban legend in Bedale is that a woman died in the beck and now haunts the waters. The water is in fact green and floating about is a stray McDonald’s wrapper.

Living in Nantwich, Cheshire

Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence

The Nantwich yummy mummy battle tank, the Land Rover discovery, can be seen badly parked in parent and child bays across the town.