Living in Skelmersdale

Enter Skelmersdale Alive… Leave With A Posthumous Medal Of Bravery

Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts.

Living in Lathom, Skelmersdale

Lathom: A tale of sheep, fields and banging your own siblings

If I'm perfectly honest, I think it's safe to say we can call Lathom the arsehole of the Universe.

Living in Liverpool, Merseyside

Liverpool – More like Live-in-stool

Rows of empty houses are part of Liverpool's heritage. 100s of empty houses in a housing crisis yet nobody wants them. Says it all really.

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

Mawdesley: A tiny infestation of snobbish, obnoxious, inbred pricks

It takes a special breed of individual to actively seek out the most expensive depressing, lifeless, isolated, inbred hole like Mawdesley.

Living in Failsworth, Greater Manchester

Failsworth: a town of hard working individuals & lazy inbred pond life

KFC/Tesco Car parks have become a homing beacon for Failsworth's chavy offspring to congregate around when they are not at the Metro Stop.