Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.
Garstang: you'll soon discover, there is nothing else to discover following the realisation that without a car, you really are stuck here.
Carlise: a land you will never forget and unless you have a raging drug problem, you will never visit again.
The A666 into Darwen is lined on both sides with Pubs and Takeaways, their signages glaring and flashing to entice in the slack-jawed yocals
All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you