The sad decline of The North

The sad decline of The North

This country is a shell of its former self, and the blame lies not with those chavs , but the pin-striped gangsters at the top.

Living in Boldon, Tyne and Wear

The Boldons make you want to chuck yourself in front of the No. 9 bus

Boldon is the definition of "I can't not wait to get the f**k out of here".

Roughest areas in South Shields

The main industry in South Shields is shoplifting

The education standard of the average South Shields Tynesider is measured by their opinion that The Sun is an intellectual newspaper.

Living in Hedworth, Jarrow

Hedworth (Badwaff), Jarrow

Ahh badwaff, since the age of 1 I have lived in the neighbouring estate Fellgate, which is the ying to hedworths yang. With the Berlin wall like, rat infested (and I mean infested) river dean

Jarrow, I know it’s a place to avoid, but seriously? No page?

Jarrow, I know it’s a place to avoid, but seriously? No page?

Right, where to begin...

Jarrow is a delightful little hole next to Hebburn (another one), Gateshead (another one), Simonside (another one) and South Shields (Has charvs, generally leave