our local kappa ******** like to hang-out around the “gams mate” with their trackies tucked into there socks and there cheap nock-off “shlurberry” caps dangling off the back of their heads. They usually have: a joint, a *** or two tooked behind their ear, stanley knife, occasionaly a bike that they nicked from the nearest […]
Category: Cleveland
The worst places to live in Cleveland
Middlesbro (Middlesbrough)
Middlesbrough. If the north east is truly the **** of Britain, then Middlesbrough is its skid-stained gusset. Consisting of one suffocatingly narrow high street, the town center is a depressing state of affairs, but woe betide the traveller who ventures into the suburbs of this tarnished jewel. By day it may not seem so bad […]
Eston
They’re outside of the chip shop, corner shop, ******* EVERYWHERE! Eston is a very ******* **** ******** area, and its connected to grangetown too, which is even a worse place. If you walk down a street in eston/grangetown in ‘mosha’ clothing or even some slightly baggy jeans and a black tshirt with dark hair, if […]
Guisborough
Sheltered in the hollow between the North Yorkshire Moors and the Yorkshire coast, Guisborough or G’Bro as it is affectionately known should be an idyllic location to live. Many brief visitors to our historic market town find it so. Delve however into the ****** underbelly of G’Bro and you’ll find a world of weird chavsters […]
Middlesbrough
Since I started working in Middelsbrough I have noticed the tidal flow of ***** flowing through the town. I think they must all stay in Hostels at the far end of town, when I go to work in the morning they are all just gathering, they then spend the day wandering around drinking Lambrini and […]
Hartlepool.
You really havn’t seen a **** untill you’ve been to Hartlepool! h/pool **** vocab…chuddy,mankey,***** ********,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one. h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED *********,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES! HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty. NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the […]
HARTLEPOOL
You really havn’t seen a **** untill you’ve been to Hartlepool! h/pool **** vocab…chuddy,mankey,***** ********,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one. h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED *********,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES! HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty. NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the […]
Hartlepool (Narrr like i’m goin oot on the rob)
Ahhh sunny hartlepool, it used to be famous for just one thing; In 1700 odd the bright citizens of the town were astonished to see the wreck of a french battleship, the only survivor being the ships mascot, an african ape. Being the type of village where sleeping with your sister was the preferred way […]
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Middlesbrough
Assignment = Student, Duration = 4 year stretch in the Boro. Upon viewing our new residence for the next 4 years, (at uni) my girlfriend at the time exclaimed, ‘it looks just like Coronation Street’. Yeah – more like Mad Max Thunderdome Street. In the 4 years i spent there i generally saw it all. […]
Stockton-On-Tees (Sin City)
Stockton-On-Tees, the piss soaked pants of Teesside. The streets are paved with **** in this lovely town. Stockton can boast the widest high street in the UK as well as being the birth place of the inventor of the friction match. In 1989 “The Mall” nightclub was voted the best nightclub in the UK. Now […]
Middlesbrough (Teesside)
Middlesbrough is the largest town of the postindustrial favela that was Cleveland. The town centre is relatively clean with your usual retailers and the second worst university in England. The bulk of the students are obnoxious southerners who couldn’t cut it at a proper seat of learning. Once you venture further from the nucleus of […]
Thornaby-on-Tees
Unable to walk out of my house without having rocks thrown at me, I stay in the salvation of my house telling you nice people about this Rat’s Nest. Thornaby is a fairly small town, with an average population for a town of it’s size. About 95% of it’s residents are ***** or Townies. They […]
