Hertford: fetid with the haughty stench of smug self righteousness

Living in Hertford, Hertfordshire

Hertford is a small satellite market town in the heart of the Home Counties. It conjures up images of The Archers on Radio 4 in the minds eye. Mature oak trees, winding country roads, grandiose stately homes and plush green fields surround a quintessentially English aesthetic complete with a river that is flanked by beautiful […]

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Hertford

This town is small, very small full of nice buildings but unless you either want a haircut, to get pissed or eat it’s useless. The place is dead during the day, more shops closing down than opening, when they do reopen its as a hairdressers!! There are only so many haircuts you can have. Bonus […]

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South Oxhey, I am scared to go and get a take away

South Oxhey, Watford, Property guide and review

South Oxhey, well where to start? I am scared to walk down to get a take away, because of the amount of youngsters that sit out side it impersonating whoever they want, if anyone dares stand up to the youths they reply, “come round the corner where there are no cameras and you’ll get cut […]

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WARE, HERTFORDSHIRE

Well, Ware is a beautiful market town by day………But as the darkness comes, sure enough the ****** hood-**** come out. Big group normally in amwell end by rail crossing, ‘chavvin it up’, shouting “bruc bruc, gimme a ten bag bruv innit blud”. ******* **** *****…always trying to intimidate the commuters as they walk home. And […]

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Buggy Brigade Central, Watford Town!!

Living in or moving to Watford, Hertfordshire

Watford is the equal to the meaning ****, Where young mummys walk around in groups of four or more called the buggy brigade discussing their non exsistant babys daddys and the new fashion accesories, their mixed race child, and in every group their is at least one Amy. They all attend a mums and tots group called Girlabout exclusivly for the […]

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Welwyn Garden City more like Welwyn Garden Sh*ty

Living in Welwyn Garden City

I used to visit Welwyn Garden City (or should that be Welwyn Garden Sh*ty) all the time, when I lived in Stevenage.  People tell me that WGC isn’t all that bad but that’s not true… at least in Stevenage the idiot ***** only shout out stuff at you when you’re half way down the road, […]

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Chorleywood – where God botherers and ***** live side by side.

I find it hard to believe that Chorleywood has not yet had a mention on this esteemed website. Apparently this is one of the centres for the charismatic church in the South East, though you would never credit it from the ungodly behaviour of the local ‘youth’ . The favourite **** pastimes include: A) ******* […]

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