Bedford, It’s never ending, It’s hell

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement […]

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millbrook

well .. what can we say about millbrook .. its a delightful place especially with the 14 year old pregnant girls don the corner shop asking for **** and booze for the babys of course .. nah wnt be too harsh … but if totton and lordshill are ***** then what the **** does that […]

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Dunstable

I have now completed a year working in the Dunstable area and any day now I am expecting the Queen to summon me for my knighthood. Dunstable has to be one of the worst towns in the country. It has more taxi drivers than people, I swear I was asked if I needed a taxi (although […]

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Sandy, Bedfordshire – **** Island

Sandy, Bedfordshire Property Guide

Sandy may be far smaller than it’s ****** neighbour Biggleswade, with none of the essential shops for your average **** (New Look, poundstretcher), but that doesn’t stop the place from bursting at the seams with the number of ***** – just like their tracksuit bottoms. Teen mums bulldozing flocks of kids with pushchairs, describing the […]

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Luton

Like any man, I make mistakes. Driven by the yearning of my loins, I like to put my **** in things – indeed potentially a troublesome occupation – but is not variety the spice of life? However, these mistakes tend to be made as a result of selected actions based on irrationality or ill informed […]

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Bedford

Omg! This is the chaviest place ever! They hang out near at the cinema and bowling alley(next to pizza hut!) I also see them walking by the river and the way they walk! God they think they are so hard but they look like d*i*c*k*s! Another place is in the town center! And yes Bedford […]

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Leighton Buzzard: without the boys in blue, ***** would be running the streets

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I saw this town on the list and was amazed that nobody has actually posted on it. I have only ever been there a few times, although i often pass on the way to Milton Keynes. it is probably the most ****-******** hell hole i have ever seen. One day, unfortunately I was not present, […]

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