Bedford – get ready for the nice smell of strong urine

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Bedford had changed in the last 30 years or so. The Bus Station had been refurbished into the 21st century. So had the Car park, What still remains the same the Loo’s still smell of rotting Pilchards and Piss. Sadly If you wanted to go to the Loo in the centre of town in the […]

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Bedford and Kempston “Your Papers Please!!”

Living in Kempston, Bedford, Bedfordshire

The people of Bedford and Kempston are not of the same human race as normal people, as they are the result of generational fear and paranoia, like the Stasi in East Germany or the the KGB, like in the fallen Soviet Socialist Republics. They watch you like Hawks, treating you with total suspicion and like […]

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Wootton – located on the darkest recess of Satan’s brown eye

Living in Wootton, Bedford

Wootton is a horror story within itself, If you believe in Ghouls and Witches this is the place. Located on the most darkest recess of Satan’s brown eye, the people there are mostly old people who live there, Waiting to ripped from the fabric of life. Wootton has a fleet of Ambulances, ready on stand […]

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Bedford – billed to be the Garden of Eden, but ended up like Stalinist Russia!

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Bedford was billed to be the Garden of Eden. Where the second coming was going to happen, the only coming was the the **** Invasion of the London Pygmies, from the Luton and London overspill. These Scabs/***** are the problem, they bring their culture with them. Some have the look that could turn Milk Sour […]

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Bedford and Kempston: Welcome to the Dawn of the Dumb-***

Living in Kempston, Bedford

The Dumb-*** people of Bedford and Kempston, of which I have never seen so many, unkind, selfish. Homophobic and Bigoted xenophobic bunch of sh$$s. In one place. On the outskirts of Bedford. The neighbourhoods in Kempston are like living in a DMZ, they are run down with disrepair and it seems like the people don’t […]

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Bedford: Things started to slide back in the 80s

Living in Bedford

How can I start, Bedford has changed in 40 years or so, Once upon a time it was the swankiest place in Bedfordshire. But no more. Bedford is now full of drug dealers, gangs and murders. Midland Road is the most dangerous place, especially at night and weekends. Queens Park doesn’t fair either, due to […]

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Luton – not as bad as it was, but still dicey

Living in Luton

I used to go to school in a neighbouring town to Luton, and everyone there was physically scared of it. “Don’t go to Luton, you’ll get mugged” they said, trembling. Unfortunately when I grew up all the jobs and cheap houses were in Luton, so I moved there and did indeed get mugged. Luton in […]

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Toddington, a horrible village full of wannabe ‘Lutoners’

Living in Toddington, Bedfordshire

Toddington. Once a place of friendly people who all knew each other and got along. Now a horrible village full of wannabe ‘Lutoners’. They are ‘badmen’ who are very ‘ARD’ and walk the streets of Toddington frightening everyone they pass. The main group of raucus young badmen call themselves the Toddy Riding Squad. They spend […]

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Luton – England’s Toilet

Living in or moving to Luton, Bedfordshire

Well what can I say about this absolute hole? I had the misfortune of living in Luton for just over a year. I was lucky, being that I lived in Leagrave; pretty posh for Luton. But still a complete dump. When I first moved to Luton I decided to walk to work to try and […]

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Loathsome Luton!

Living in Luton, Bedfordshire

Luton has been let down by everyone from the train companies to the council. I’ll act as a tourist guide starting with the station which looks decrepit at best, even though it’s located along one of the most expensive commuter routes, the station operator can’t be asked to fix the leaking roof instead putting traffic […]

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Bedford, the place is riddled with strange and backwards people

Living in Bedford

Bedford, what a **** hole. Having lived here all my life I still struggle to find anything remotely good about the place. The town centre is ridden with ***** and drug dealers, and the area is never short of a murder or two. The place is ridden with strange, backwards people who appear as if they […]

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