All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you
Pound shops and cheap takeaways are everywhere in Bolton. Some of the takeaways have reached the lofty heights of ONE star for hygiene.
Stretford chavs think they're the next Tony Montana because they've got a 2-plant weed grow-op in their loft.
Want culture & sophistication? Look no further than Yorkshire St, where Sports Direct is the new Hugo Boss & TJ Hughes is the new Harrods.
Heywood, a little town near Rochdale and Bury that stinks of sh*t.