Living in Cardiff/Caerdydd
Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South Glamorgan, United Kingdom, Wales

Cardiff is definitely the chav centre of wales. They live in many areas such as Ely, Fairwater, Bute Town, Grangetown, St. Mellons and Riverside.

It is virtually impossible to drive around the city and NOT spot groups of Chavs with their Barried up cars ‘jammin’ with their ‘bro’s’, ‘homies’ and ‘hoe’ chavettes. These barried up cars usually have no tax, insurance or MOT as the dole can’t buy these as well as bling, kappa and cider.

Cardiff Chav’s have the upper hand on other countrywide chav’s. They can wear more cheap bling. This is because they have an extra finger and toe to hang things from. Chavettes generally adorn themselves with cheap porn-star Jewellery whilst sporting shite streaked hair (unwashed) and dirty white track suits, normally the fattest chavettes decide to show off their midriff (hurl, puke, splutter) which would give any fat bastard a run for their money.

McDonalds is also a favourite hang-out (any branch around the city) as well as the new Ikea which does cheap everything for the chav’s to kit out their flatetts.

Chav’s in Cardiff usually pass the weekends by attending Cardiff City games where whole banks of imitation Burberry and Stone Island caps can be seen. Hurling abuse at the away fans and police is the main pastime, as football is not the reason for attending.

The lesser spotted chav (a famous child singer) flits to and fro so-called bad boy’s who still live with their parents and talk like they are from down-town manhattan.

Phrases such as “yow Brow”, “Biiig Up”, “floosh ooos a fag Maaaaan” and “i’ll jack you ooop miiish”. Who the hell do they think they are? Don’t they realise that they sound like pricks? Get a Job, loose the bling and tracksuit, learn to speak properly and then maybe, Cardiff can once again be the great city it was.

  • Jane

    I’ve lived in Cardiff for 5 years…..It is not as you say!!! And ‘chavs’ do not attend football matches in any town/city. Its not their ‘thing’. ‘Get a grip Bro’ !!!!

  • cardiff rocker

    im from cardiff u havent been cw this aint true get a life mate

  • cardiff rocker

    u hv obivisly never been to cardifff u idiot get a life

  • j

    IKEA is for chavs, eh? Soon you’ll be saying Habitat is infested with chavs as well as St. David’s Hall…get a grip will you?!

  • Dave

    BOYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Me!

    Pondle, this has nothing to do with Swansea lol…

    But this is the second page, the other Swansea, on this site and I have to say… it is sh*t!

    The people complaining about Chavs are worse than the Chavs they are complaining about…. seriously, the people here are whining bitches.

  • Pondle

    Whoever wrote this has obviously never been to Swansea, and doesn’t know how to use an apostrophe.

  • Bring back the birch more like!

  • drich

    Dont forget Pentwyn and Splott!! This year in particular has seen an explosion in the number of Chavmobiles rolling around the streets of Cerrrrdifff. Hardly a day goes by when I dont see a 7-8 year old Fiesta or Corsa with neon lights shinnin from underneath them. The next few weeks in the run up to christmas are gonna be hellish with the additional chavs from the valley towns doin their shopping here. Just the other day I was on the train home from work when one chavette (with dbl pushchair of course) said to another chavette (also sporting a dbl pushchair) "Aww I just been oop ta Abadare, its quite nice actually". Quite nice eh? Well if you like modern valleys ghost towns with council estates as far as the eye can see then yes I suppose you would find it nice. Still she was probably bored with the same ol trip to supacigs and Bargain Booze in Hengoed so she fancied a trip up across to one of the other valleys!!

  • I agree, bring back the honourable Cardiff of old!

  • swansea_mush

    was in cardiff today and i noticed alot of chavs lol