Living in Brandon, Suffolk
Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in East Anglia, Suffolk, United Kingdom

Brandon – A small town a few miles from an even dirtier scumhole (Thetford). Nasty anti social cretins roam the streets by day, smoking their drugs and holing up in disused children’s homes jacking up and fulfilling their life long dreams of being nothing more than filthy addicts.

The town itself is extremely run down and covered in a vast amount of litter and always has a distinct smell of animal faeces throughout due to the farms that surround the town, although this obviously cannot be helped it doesn’t make the place any more enjoyable to be in. Walking along the streets of Brandon is quite unpleasant due to the constant backlogged congestion the roads have throughout the town. It is used as a rat run for drivers thus making the air in brandon considerably dirty and virtually unbreathable most of the time.

All in all if your thinking of taking a trip through the area you might want to rethink your route, Brandon is a disgusting little pit with nothing more than a desolate marketplace covered in broken bottles and carrier bags, many bordered up shops, a Tesco with unfriendly and downright rude staff and the hooligans that gather there at night trying to look intimidating to the rest of the locals, who have to put up with this poor little S**thole we call a town.

  • Honest Harthur

    Brandon is one third yob, one third senile and one third too thick to know what they are.
    It is a difficult place in which to create employment due to the low skill level – not everyone can be a s**t-shoveller. Out of the goodness of my heart I send my turds there to give them something to do and to increase the average IQ.

  • Diesel Cummins

    Didn’t Matthew “The Witch-Finder General” Hopkins hang around Brandon?
    Perhaps a new “General” would sort the place out?

  • unfortunate

    I have to agree with the other comments. Although there is a chav element around Brandon and thetford, largely due to little work and an in creased population, the village is quite charming. I moved here a year ago from Essex and Brandon is far cleaner, not as friendly but most definitely better.

  • Barry

    My family have lived in Brandon since 1984. I don’t recognise MrNobody’s description at all. If I was feeling generous I’d say it was a ‘grotesquely distorted’ view of Brandon ‘for comic effect’.

    • Kathy

      Well i think Brandon is a lovely village been there many times ,great people to so i guess the real problem is with the IDIOT who wrote that RUBBISH!!!!

  • if

    This is completely wrong. This is not a true reflection of this town. Obviously this person had a problem in Brandon. This description does not do the town justice. The individual that made this post is obviously a complete (too polite to say)