Living in Bournemouth, Dorset
Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Dorset, South West, United Kingdom

Basically it’s not your typical council tower blocks kinda place. when everyone thinks of Bournemouth they think Sunny Sunny Bournemouth, its more like crappy crappy Bournemouth. When you’ve lived there for 16yrs of your life the pleasentness would of worn off years ago. You get to know about the rough areas such as Kinson, Winton, West Howe, East Howe, Ensbury Park, Charminster, Throot, Boscombe, Southbourne, Beaufort and who can forget the town centre. So basically is the whole area….

I think recently Bournemouth was voted a great place to live in a big poll… What the hell happened there then? If the chavs aren’t at the local shops they’ll be on the corners, if they’re not on the corners they’ll be at the parks, if not there then you better fu***ng run home cuz they’ll be following you.

Yeah it’s true the housing areas are better and we don’t have tower blocks, but that doesn’t mean life gets better than in Birmingham or any other crap whole of England… not saying that the sun doesn’t shine out of Birminghams arse but it’s not that bloody great. I used to be one of ’em when i was a lil’ s**t and i live in a nicer area than some of the proud Bournemouth area. and these films coming out just ain’t helping like Green Street and Football Factory. All its f**king doing people is physcing up these arseholes.

I know all the crew on my road and we all used to skate together and do random s**t. Now all i see ’em doing is just fuc***g around on the corner with crappy cars and lawnmower mopeds. Don’t they understand they SOUND CRAP, LOOK CRAP, ARE CRAP.

So now onto the street life, well by day as you would expect you don’t see much happening but it is i can assure you, whenever they look at you when you walk past trying to look hard or being territorial over there sh**thole area of a playground, you should just be happy they aren’t drunk or high because they wouldn’t just stand there….they’d run and kick fu** out of you. In Bournemouth we also have the beautiful ‘Bournemouth Gardens’ where by day people sunbathe and foreign students play football on…at night its more like people are lying on the ground drunk off there faces, or they need to go to hospital from heroin overdose or they need medical attention from being beaten the s**t out of. also those foreign students who were playing football are normally the ones being chased, harrassed, or being beaten the s**t out of. It’s also a fact that Bournemouth is right up there with the drug ratings in the country and of course the chavs have a nice influence on that sh**. They’re right in there, they like to get drunk and high or sniff some glue or powder before they come out so they then have the flexibility of hitting someone on the bus, street, club, gardens or all of ’em if they’re lucky!

Then we come to arsehole of the arsehole….(Boscmbe, Bournemouth) now i am normally just going through there on the well known Yellow Buses going to Bournemouth for a night out with the lads, but everyone knows about Boscombe and their gangs, crews, drugs, prostitutes, bums, etc. Boscombe has it all…. anything sh*t you can imagine, it’ll be there. I’ve heard of guns being fired, people being stabbed, friends getting jumped.

The chav culture is very much alive here as much as the estate agents and T.V. tell us how perfect it is, how the Conservative Party likes to have conferences here, we’re having a surf reef built, we have big artists coming to the B.I.C. (Bournemouth International Centre) to play gigs and may i just say AMUSEMENT PARKS we have the biggest right down at the bottom of Bournemouth Gardens at the Beach…. theres a whole damn building made for it and i suspect the councillors of Bournemouth are chav orientated aswell and deal with all the drugs aswell. We have spent over 6 years to get this surf reef…whats happened to that, apparently we’ve got that now but i reakon we’re paying for this stuckup fat pricks to be smoking everything they can for 4 years then there’s the IMAX cinema complex (a massive stupid building they decided to build on the seafront) which no-one wanted, the whole of Bournemouth basically said they didn’t want it yet the drugged up fat bas***rds went ahead and built it anyways.

  • Ken Barloh

    the town centre is f**king sh*thole full of piss heads migrated london c**ts and scousers,the rest is nice though

  • Anaximandrecles

    Bournemouth is an oasis compared to Southampton.

  • jane elliot

    YET ANOTHER REVIEW POSTED BY THE SITE ITSELF. I HAVE YET TO FIND A SINGLE REVIEW POSTED ON THIS SITE THAT IS NOT ALMOST A CARBON COPY OF THE OTHERS. USUALLY SLATING WHAT THE SITE OWNER PERCEIVES AS CHAVS. THE WRITING STYLE IN ALL REVIEWS IS IDENTICAL. THIS WHOLE SITE IS A SHAM AND WRITTEN BY THE OWNER ONLY WHO APPEARS TO HAVE LIVED IN EVERY CITY IN ENGLAND. VERY BLATANT THAT NONE OF THE REVIEWS ARE REALLY. SHOW A BIT OF INTELLIGENCE AND AT LEAST MAKE THEM DIFFERENT. MORON. I WOULD LOOK FOR OTHER SITES CONTAINING GENUINE REVIEWS.

  • A Loud Fart

    Yawn! Someone Intelligent? Someone Insomnia Curing more like.

  • Officer McDibble

    More like old biddy and scouserland now mate,

  • H26

    You are hilarious! Your grammar is atrocious and you sound like one of the “lil f*****s” yourself. Move if you don’t like it. I literally cannot stop laughing! You’re pitiful! If you’re seeing these kinds of people you’re obviously associating with them. I think that gave you your answer mate – BOURNEMOUTH IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU!!!!!

  • Nick Gee

    I think maybe that what you need to do first of all is buy a dictionary, and as for rough areas you sound like an illiterate chav yourself as for showing you probably are by associating yourself with the beer swilling cornershop dwelling chavomite does you credibility the world of good, i have lived in bournemouth for 10 years now after spending my life before that growing up all over london including the eastend, bournemouth has no rough areas, manchester, liverpool birmingham all these people move here for a much quieter life and that is why? because this place compared to nearly everyother place in the uk is a paradise! dont knock bournemouth its a great place to live..

  • Elijah

    I lived in London for the first 14 years of my life, and ended up living in Bournemouth for 3 years. At first it was really nice. The houses were nicer and bigger than in London and it just seemed more wholesome than back home. But I slowly started to realise that this supposedly wholesome town is actually rotten as f**k. The people my age are some of the worst I’ve ever come across. I don’t think I can describe the type of people I knew with any real justification. For as long as I live, I NEVER WANT TO RETURN TO BOURNEMOUTH EVER AGAIN. Or Poole or Christchurch for that matter.

  • Billie

    LOL Bournemouth is crappy and full of gangs?
    I’m from Birmingham and I’ve moved to Bournemouth and Its Lovely, If you think Bournemouth is hard to live in try living in Birmingham! Birmingham council will sit back and watch you fight and throw the one will kills the other one in jail for 2 months…Its as bad as London now 100% My daughter went to nursery one day and a man was caught standing outside waiting to approach young children, A 15 year old boy has just been stabbed few days ago near my old house and your complaining about a few boys in Bournemouth swearing and having a fight believe me go to Birmingham you’ll live a sad life…No beautiful sceneries there no beach just a town full of sad people not enjoying life at all as there’s nothing to look forward to….as I have come from a Hard town I appreciate Bournemouth so much its actually a dream town and I can look forward to a walk down the beach after a hard days work. I’m 20 years old and wanted a slow pace lifestyle after having my daughter (2) and wanted a better life for her and Bournemouth is making us very happy